Michael Jackson: Moonwalker for the Sega Genesis

So a co-worker and I are obsessed with 80’s video games. To that end, we came across this nugget of greatness on Wikipedia:

An ad scan for Michael Jackson’s moonwalker.

Moonwalker

I’d just like to pause for a second, and realize that no one should be enticed by a game that highlights:

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Lame game.

But, then we found this awesome, awesome, awesome part of the story:

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That’s right, Michale has to search through caves and caverns to find the (not just any ol’ children) CAREFULLY KIDNAPPED CHILDREN. Why are they kidnapped carefully? Not just regular kidnap victims? Michael… I think there’s something going on here.