Chase, you’re horrible.

Chase Bank… in case you were wondering why I hadn’t used my checking account in three months… this is a pretty good indication.

I logged into my account, which had about five bucks in it, and I see my checking account balance is $0.00

12/05/2006 SERVICE FEE $5.82

Yeah… The service fee? They took all my money cause I hadn’t used the account in a few months.

This, Chase, is why I’ll never use you again. You served a convienient purpose with your numerous New York ATMs, but going forward I’ll only deposit a few hundred dollars at a time to use your convenient ATMs.

I hate you Chase. I hate you, and I never loved you. I won’t take it back, we’re THROUGH.